Today’s Theme: Morning People 🌞 vs. Nightowls 🦉
You ready? Let’s go!
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Overheard in Real Life
From a coworker:
“I wake up at 5 AM to get a head start on the day.”
Response from the guy next to me:
“Head start on what? Being tired?”
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Nightowls: 1 | Morning Pips: 0
2
Submitted by Jamie
My friend said people who wake up at 5 AM have “more hours in their life.” I think they just experience more suffering.
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Nightowls: 2 | Morning Pips: 0
Share the stupid with your friends!
3
Grandma vs. Dad
Dad: “Ma, you know you don’t have to get up at the crack of dawn anymore right? You can sleep in, rest.
Grandma: “Oh, like you? Puhleass! (with attitude). We morning people finish half our day before night owls like you remember you have a day.”
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Nightowls: 2 | Morning Pips: 1
4
From my friend Jennie…
“If noon is your ‘morning,’ you’re not a night owl. You’re just unemployed.”
Damn. Calm down, Jennie.
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Nightowls: 2| Morning Pips: 2
It’s a tie!
